And in no way is that depressing

It's bullcrap!

Super Duper!

Really?

Hey everyon! come see how good I look!

I look good

I don't know if you know this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

Actually I'm not even mad! That's amazing!

What did you say?

Noooooo!!

Super duper!

I immediately regret this decision

You are a smelly pirate hooker

60% of the time, it works every time