Stupid sons of bitches

That's too much information

Chandler has a fancy mustache

Hi, I0m Chandler, I make jokes when I0m uncomfortable.

Exactly

Lay with me

Let me think, let me think. Oh, I don't care.

It's so hard to care when you're this relaxed.

I say more dumb things befoer 9 a.m. than most people say all day.

I'm Chandler. I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.

What?

Bored Chandler

Ironic applause

Why don't you blah blah blah