I was too meek to feel your might, I closed my eyes I couldn't see the truth, Lord

The good Lord is telling me to confess to something

My Satan sense is tingling!

There is no god

You talk to God, you're religious. God talskt to you, you're psychotic.

Burn the church.

Christianity

Accept Jesus as your savior and win a free PSP

Ciencia Vs. Religión

If the only thing keeping a person decent...

I'm actually an atheist

Priesthood practice

Prayer

No host for you kiddo

Creation

I'm a bad, bad mormon