bet bro i got you

absolutely zero foreplay

people have stopped knowing how to do anything without AI

you used ai to write the map

the map is not the territory

makes claude simulate an orgasm which leads to 69 % better code quality

and now his sperm is in literally everything we do

sweatshop of an office building

agentic

fucking molested you last quarter

a language model has never been butt fucked before

and your anus is still sore

the whole monorepo is a fucking crime scene

fucking disgusting

i care about clean code the way people care about the environment

prompt (seagulls)

what was the prompt?! prompt give me the prompt

the prompt seagulls