sorry for being a dick
i will kill you
i will mess you up!
good for you, by the way
you left me in my hour of need, my friend
you are welcome / got you
okay, it bothers me
We are screwed
stop it!
i don't want to work anymore
Yes you do
Chillax
That's what he said
That's what she said
Crying
Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.
I'm going to kill myself and it's your fault!
World's best boss